Biography

My momma raised me to slop hogs. Now all them hogs are slopped. So I'm actin'.
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I played the saxophone for 30 years. Then I decided to make even more money. So I started actin'. Thinking of moving on to poetry, or perhaps experimental dance to support my family.
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I was once fluent in German, Italian and Spanish. I studied Chinese for two years. Can't remember 'em no more.
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I'm a lazy sumbitch but when I get riled up get the hell out my way.
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It's not easy to rile me up.
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